Post Christmas Cracker Joke!

**darmstadt** · 28 December 2006, 10:35

Q When is a door not a door?

A When its a jar, boom boom!

**hugebrain** · 28 December 2006, 10:44

For all you sci-fi fans

Q. What is E.T. short for?

A. Because he's got little legs.

**EternalOptimist** · 28 December 2006, 11:22

why do elephants have big ears ?

because noddy wouldn't pay the ransom

**Ardesco** · 28 December 2006, 13:24

Originally posted by PerlOfWisdom

I always wondered how you spell psychopath.

It was written that way to make it look like cycle path, i'm not a complete moron. Honest.....

**MobileCheese** · 28 December 2006, 16:11

Why are pirates called pirates ?

Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (in a pirate tone)

**SallyAnne** · 28 December 2006, 16:13

One snow man turns to another snowman and says "Can you smell carrots"?

**freakydancer** · 28 December 2006, 16:20

How do you get a fat bird in to bed?

Piece of cake.

**DaveB** · 28 December 2006, 16:22

Two Parrots, sitting on a perch. One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"

**MobileCheese** · 28 December 2006, 16:23

Originally posted by freakydancer

How do you get a fat bird in to bed?

Piece of cake.

Hahahaha like that.

Ive got another, Im not a homo-phob (cant spell it), but what do you call a 'Gay Dinosaur' ? ..... Mega-sore-arse ...

**cojak** · 28 December 2006, 16:38

Originally posted by freakydancer

How do you get a fat bird in to bed?

Piece of cake.

Are you sure you got that one out of a Christmas cracker?

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