It is not possible all contractors to be like this

[GreenMirror]

Who promised that?

You did. SimonMac, NLUK and eek heard you as well.

[Zigenare]

I was thinking more of a 'look in the mirror' advice.

Look in a mirror.

There, is that advice enough?

[GreenMirror]

Just because you weren't invited doesn't mean something doesn't happen.

I was invited. I am busy - cycling round Surrey with my "bright as day" lights. Looking for pompous morons to annoy. Should not take long.

[GreenMirror]

Look in a mirror.

There, is that advice enough?

My advice to you is not to look in the mirror. Unless you want 7 years bad luck.

[WTFH]

I was invited. I am busy - cycling round Surrey with my "bright as day" lights. Looking for pompous morons to annoy. Should not take long.

Have you got a mirror on your bike?

[GreenMirror]

Have you got a mirror on your bike?

No. Only on my bullet proof vest.

[pscont]

No. Only on my bullet proof vest.

Do you have a seat? Or it is just the pole?

[northernladuk]

I used to live in Leeds. Love it. Live it. (or the other way around).
I might be there in December. Am I invited?

Are you bollocks.

[pscont]

Are you bollocks.

????

[northernladuk]

Do you have a seat? Or it is just the pole?

No. The Pole sits at the front and cycles while he sits he the back enjoying the ride. Unless, that is, it's his day off in which case it's a Lithuanian.