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northernladuk replied

28 November 2018, 15:07
Originally posted by pscont View Post

Do you have a seat? Or it is just the pole?

No. The Pole sits at the front and cycles while he sits he the back enjoying the ride. Unless, that is, it's his day off in which case it's a Lithuanian.
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pscont replied

28 November 2018, 15:06
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Are you bollocks.

????
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northernladuk replied

28 November 2018, 15:05
Originally posted by pscont View Post

I used to live in Leeds. Love it. Live it. (or the other way around).
I might be there in December. Am I invited?

Are you bollocks.
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pscont replied

28 November 2018, 15:00
Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post

No. Only on my bullet proof vest.

Do you have a seat? Or it is just the pole?
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GreenMirror replied

28 November 2018, 14:54
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Have you got a mirror on your bike?

No. Only on my bullet proof vest.
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WTFH replied

28 November 2018, 14:25
Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post

I was invited. I am busy - cycling round Surrey with my "bright as day" lights. Looking for pompous morons to annoy. Should not take long.

Have you got a mirror on your bike?
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GreenMirror replied

28 November 2018, 14:16
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Look in a mirror.

There, is that advice enough?

My advice to you is not to look in the mirror. Unless you want 7 years bad luck.
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GreenMirror replied

28 November 2018, 14:16
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Just because you weren't invited doesn't mean something doesn't happen.

I was invited. I am busy - cycling round Surrey with my "bright as day" lights. Looking for pompous morons to annoy. Should not take long.
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Zigenare replied

28 November 2018, 14:13
Originally posted by pscont View Post

I was thinking more of a 'look in the mirror' advice.

Look in a mirror.

There, is that advice enough?
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GreenMirror replied

28 November 2018, 14:13
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Who promised that?

You did. SimonMac, NLUK and eek heard you as well.
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pscont replied

28 November 2018, 14:12
Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post

You've got that niche firmly plugged.

I was thinking more of a 'look in the mirror' advice.
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PhiltheGreek replied

28 November 2018, 13:30
Originally posted by pscont View Post

I also mentioned "arche hole".....

You've got that niche firmly plugged.
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pscont replied

28 November 2018, 13:22
Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post

Can this thread get back on track please? You were talking about tits, and that's something i'd like to see more of.

I also mentioned "arche hole".....
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original PM replied

28 November 2018, 13:22
Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post

Can this thread get back on track please? You were talking about tits, and that's something i'd like to see more of.

Head over to the Brexit sub forum - there are a few one there.
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PhiltheGreek replied

28 November 2018, 13:20
Can this thread get back on track please? You were talking about tits, and that's something i'd like to see more of.
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