I’m officially and legally married.

[woohoo]

Congratulations
All the best.

Where were our invites ????

You didn’t get your invite? Bloody postal service.

[woohoo]

On Monsters Inside Me, whenever anyone goes to Hawaii they come back with some parasite that proceeds to eat them up. Don't choose any future contracts that have prerequisite that you have to have the strength to get out of bed every day.

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Well i do have a nasty cold right now, suppose it could be a flesh eating parasite.

[AtW]

Well i do have a nasty cold right now, suppose it could be a flesh eating parasite.

Succubus...

[NotAllThere]

So you are stupid enough to get married.

And even more stupid to let it be known publicly.

Just out of curiosity, how many times have you been married?

Something I've successfully avoided for years by being particularly objectionable.

Congratulations!

In the US perhaps. In the UK, it's "I will".

[Old Greg]

[vetran]

Welcome to the club!

In a few months the ring will feel comfortable, hopefully in a couple of years it still will! 20+ years it will have deformed your finger.

I think Meatloaf wrote this for GreenMirror! turn the volume up enjoy!

[Halo Jones]

Congratulations to you both,

I hope you enjoy Hawaii - a visit to Pearl Harbour is well worth it - although I must admit when I went I was stuck most by the number of Japanese there: the irony

[milanbenes]

CONGRATULATIONs

Milan.

[pscont]

Congrats!
Hope she is from Thailand and not UK. Local women are waaaay to masculine in behavior (sometimes in body type too.)

[northernladuk]

Congrats!
Hope she is from Thailand and not UK. Local women are waaaay to masculine in behavior (sometimes in body type too.)

Hey.. pscont. This must have given you a new idea surely. Get a couple of wives and you can use their tax breaks to increase your income. Sorted.