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    Santander Investment Service

    Interesting advert for the new Santander Investment service - which gives you advice for £25.

    How does this work, and has anyone used this?

    I have around £30K I am thinking of taking a punt with.....

    #2
    I'd have to charge you £30 for any advice.

    HTH
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

      I have around £30K I am thinking of taking a punt with.....
      Apparently you need to stick it in Crypto.. quick.. :
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        Interesting advert for the new Santander Investment service - which gives you advice for £25.

        How does this work, and has anyone used this?

        I have around £30K I am thinking of taking a punt with.....
        A punt or investment?

        A punt is generally a high risk, high reward, short term "bet"

        Investment advice is generally on a 5 yrs plus horizon.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
          Interesting advert for the new Santander Investment service - which gives you advice for £25.

          How does this work, and has anyone used this?

          I have around £30K I am thinking of taking a punt with.....
          I can give you excellent advice, with no fee.

          Note: Your capital is at risk of my spending some of it on a luxury holiday, and putting the rest on the 3.30 at Kempton. You may not get back all you invested, particularly if the favourite loses.

          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mordac View Post
            I can give you excellent advice, with no fee.

            Note: Your capital is at risk of my spending some of it on a luxury holiday, and putting the rest on the 3.30 at Kempton. You will get back ******ll, especially if the favourite wins.

            FTFY

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              #7
              I can offer financial advice on where you can invest £25.

              I only charge a fixed flat-rate fee of £29,975...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                Interesting advert for the new Santander Investment service - which gives you advice for £25.

                How does this work, and has anyone used this?

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                  #9
                  Let the Oude Joris Dutch Antilles Special Investment Vehicle take care of it for you.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    Let the Oude Joris Dutch Antilles Special Investment Vehicle take care of it for you.
                    aka SPIV ??

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