but am too lazy to walk to the other side of the building. If only I had a butler like Dim...
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Originally posted by scooterscot View Postbut am too lazy to walk to the other side of the building. If only I had a butler like Dim...
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If you had a butler like Dim, he'd walk to the other side of the building and drink all your whisky.Originally posted by scooterscot View Postbut am too lazy to walk to the other side of the building. If only I had a butler like Dim...
HTH.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostIf you had a butler like Dim, he'd walk to the other side of the building and drink all your whisky.
HTH.
Were it MF he would eat your crisps as well.
I'm available for £200K / a year but I will shag yer missus.Comment
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Do you give discount if you dont have to?Originally posted by vetran View PostWere it MF he would eat your crisps as well.
I'm available for £200K / a year but I will shag yer missus.
Surely he must be able to afford to pay a Butler with all that BTC he has kicking around."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostDo you give discount if you dont have to?
Surely he must be able to afford to pay a Butler with all that BTC he has kicking around.
Yep knowing spooters taste I'll do it for £80k.Comment
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