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    #51
    Originally posted by Viktor
    It always amazes me how many amateurs do real critical work nowadays...
    Not sure why it amazes you Viktor - it seems to be the norm in every walk of life nowadays.

    Interesting programme on TV last night was a case in point. How incompetant amateurs 'maintaining' railway points caused the Potters Bar train crash.

    But they were the cheapest contractors by miles, so what the heck! It's all about risk management. Better to pay out compo to berieved families every few years than pay for better maintenance.

    And there's more. Aircraft maintenance, medicine, all slip-shod and lowest bidder.

    It's ingrained in our culture now. No pride in the job. Nobody can afford, or be bothered, to gain the proper skills.

    Thank God for all those talented new EU citizens!

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      #52
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Are you sure?

      Don't the structural engineers design the difficult bits that stop it all falling down, while the architects design the bits with the large rotating knives?
      Top marks for the MP reference there ZG!

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        #53
        Originally posted by Churchill
        Top marks for the MP reference there ZG!
        You wouldn't let ME join you blackballing b@stards!
        With your Tony Jacklin Golf Clubs and yer bleeding secret masonic handshakes!
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #54
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          The Sainted Margaret contributed by junking all the Industry Training Boards back in the 80s... along with the Pole Tax* not one of her brighter moves.


          (*pun).
          Yes. So I recall.

          The sooner she is feckin sainted the better.

          Dunno why she's hanging on really when she could be toasting with Dennis and her big mate Pinochet in one of the lower pits of hell.

          You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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            #55
            Originally posted by Gibbon
            Aircraft Software Requirements
            Aircraft Software production + unit test
            Aircraft Software test (rig not unit)
            Aircraft Software/Hardware certificate.

            Not at the same time, different contracts.

            Also rail systems, jet engines and air traffic (briefly and never going back)
            I did some Air traffic stuff for a Frog Co and I always involuntarily clench my buttocks when landing in certain countries !

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              #56
              According to my business card I'm a 'zSeries Solutions Technical Consultant.'
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #57
                So Troll, BM and Churchill are recruitment consultants then.
                (makes sense)

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by darmstadt
                  According to my business card I'm a 'zSeries Solutions Technical Consultant.'
                  Hey! Real computers

                  You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Lucy
                    So Troll, BM and Churchill are recruitment consultants then.
                    (makes sense)
                    Try again Lucy

                    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                      #60
                      SAP and supply chain stuff but thinking of moving into .net as Milan tells me it's the way forward. Oh, some PM stuff as well but I try to avoid it as it's a fecking pain in the @rse.

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