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Quelle Surprise - a 4 ringed monkey spanker!Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post -
Not me, Audi A3? Come on, I'm not a contract cleaner!Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
If it was going to be a car, it should be an old Merc with the sight on the bonnet.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostNot me, Audi A3? Come on, I'm not a contract cleaner!
If it was going to be a car, it should be an old Merc with the sight on the bonnet.
I think the OP was referring to the 'IT consultant' cyclist not the
driving the car. 
Though maybe the OP hadn't read it right either.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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I was deeper than that - I was wondering who was trying to kill who!Originally posted by Hobosapien View PostI think the OP was referring to the 'IT consultant' cyclist not the
driving the car. 
Though maybe the OP hadn't read it right either.
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Having a bad day? Squashing cyclists? Probably me!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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