Who's being a bigger dick than normal?

[barrydidit]

It might just be a temporary effect causing Summer Penis.

[northernladuk]

[MF] 10% extra of nothing is still nothing [/MF]

[northernladuk]

[MF] Nope. Still can't find it [/MF]

[PhiltheGreek]

If that's true i'll turn my trouser pockets out and give the old Elephant impression an outing when the housekeeper comes in

[Uncle Albert]

If that's true i'll turn my trouser pockets out and give the old Elephant impression an outing when the housekeeper comes in

Funnily enough, earlier today I saw an old photo of you having a rummage in your pockets after having a shufti at the fillies.

[PhiltheGreek]

Funnily enough, earlier today I saw an old photo of you having a rummage in your pockets after having a shufti at the fillies.

Isn't it obvious what's going on there? As an old sailor yourself you'll be aware the standard procedure for when ones clockweights are stuck to the leg is to grab a hold of the old chicken skin handbag from the opposite side and peel them off. I've checked with Debretts, and this practice is also approved for sporting venues, royal weddings and state banquets.