Danish, candied, British, or does it depend on the lettuce? Cos that shouldn't matter.
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Our fave BLT bacon
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Titanic.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostDanish, candied, British, or does it depend on the lettuce? Cos that shouldn't matter.
British + Iceberg.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymore -
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Right, - that's it!
off to the caff for a bacon and egg bap.
see what you've made me do?
i hope you can live with yourself.
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Yep. Cheers.Originally posted by BR14 View PostRight, - that's it!
off to the caff for a bacon and egg bap.
see what you've made me do?
i hope you can live with yourself.
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Perfect BLT.
Take the lettuce and tomato and chuck it in the bin, then add more bacon.
Nom."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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There you go. I've improved your mental well-being.Originally posted by BR14 View PostWell that was delicious!
I'm well stuffed now
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How do you know i'm mental??Originally posted by LondonManc View PostThere you go. I've improved your mental well-being.
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You're not stable enough to resist the slightest suggestion of a bacon sandwich over the internet.Originally posted by BR14 View PostHow do you know i'm mental??
Don't get me wrong, some idiots give up bacon for religion reasons.
I'd give up religion for bacon reasons.
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