Originally posted by Zigenare
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You should, he needs to know it's bad form to shoot beyond the tits unless specifically requested...
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or painting the skirting boards?Originally posted by Mordac View PostYou should, he needs to know it's bad form to shoot beyond the tits unless specifically requested...
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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TFA
Today - digging base for patio #3 Mate popping over later. Tonight beer / wine & snoring in front of the telly.
Tomorrow moaning about my back & finishing of what I didn't do today. Evening - Wine & snoringAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Have we reached a consensus on what this is a euphemism for yet, or are we still grubbying our filthy little minds with anticipation on what it might be? I guess it all depends on the chosen colour of said paint...Originally posted by vetran View PostHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Probably cheaper than a divorce...Originally posted by vetran View Post
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by Mordac View PostProbably far more profitable than a divorce...
Are you suggesting ? Rolling Pin -> Carpet -> Lime -> Deep hole -> Patio -> Wait & claim on life insurance!
Lets hope Mrs V doesn't get ideas!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Eh, nothing beats the good ol' pig pen to do that, and as a bonus, you get to be friends with the pigs - the pink, oinking ones that are made of bacon and sausage material, not the ones in blue with batons and sirens on their cars!Comment
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