Hey - What you up to this weekend???

[Mordac]

TFA - Saturday I shall be teaching my son range etiquette and how to shoot.

Then BBQ in the evening.

Sunday will be jobs around the house and garden followed by soldering up my latest project.

You should, he needs to know it's bad form to shoot beyond the tits unless specifically requested...

[vetran]

You should, he needs to know it's bad form to shoot beyond the tits unless specifically requested...

or painting the skirting boards?

[vetran]

TFA

Today - digging base for patio #3 Mate popping over later. Tonight beer / wine & snoring in front of the telly.
Tomorrow moaning about my back & finishing of what I didn't do today. Evening - Wine & snoring

[Mordac]

or painting the skirting boards?

Have we reached a consensus on what this is a euphemism for yet, or are we still grubbying our filthy little minds with anticipation on what it might be? I guess it all depends on the chosen colour of said paint...

[Mordac]

TFA

Today - digging base for patio #3 Mate popping over later. Tonight beer / wine & snoring in front of the telly.
Tomorrow moaning about my back & finishing of what I didn't do today. Evening - Wine & snoring

Probably cheaper than a divorce...

[vetran]

Probably far more profitable than a divorce...

FTFY

Are you suggesting ? Rolling Pin -> Carpet -> Lime -> Deep hole -> Patio -> Wait & claim on life insurance!


Lets hope Mrs V doesn't get ideas!

[greenlake]

TFA

Today - digging base for patio #3 Mate popping over later. Tonight beer / wine & snoring in front of the telly.
Tomorrow moaning about my back & finishing of what I didn't do today. Evening - Wine & snoring

Probably cheaper than a divorce...

You can get some good deals if you can wait a while....

[Hokum50]

Eh, nothing beats the good ol' pig pen to do that, and as a bonus, you get to be friends with the pigs - the pink, oinking ones that are made of bacon and sausage material, not the ones in blue with batons and sirens on their cars!