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It is difficult. When I called vetran a cocksniffer, oPM complained that I was prejudiced against his sexual preferences. PC says he has a medical condition that causes him to wet the bed. Where does it end?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWhilst googling the subject, I learned that kids now call each other 'scopey' - the spastics society having changed their name to Scope some years back because spastic and derivatives thereof was such a widely used insult.Comment
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Oh I dunno, I reckon I could live with it...Originally posted by TwoWolves View PostForcing some narrowminded and uninformed individuals to construct lucid and compelling counterarguments could, in fact, be very dangerous to their mental health.
I for one wouldn't want sasguru's untimely sectioning or even death on my conscience.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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The last bastion of CUKness to be resigned to the new millennial friendly eco-garbage can.To feel uncomfortable when people call each other 'cretin'?
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We can hardly rename cretinwatch to differentlygiftedwatch.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThe last bastion of CUKness to be resigned to the new millennial friendly eco-garbage can.

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Can't we just call them brexitards, and no one with any intelligence is offended?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWe can hardly rename cretinwatch to differentlygiftedwatch.
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No I didn't you fookin schemie.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIt is difficult. When I called vetran a cocksniffer, oPM complained that I was prejudiced against his sexual preferences. PC says he has a medical condition that causes him to wet the bed. Where does it end?Comment
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Calm down. We are learning to respect your proclivities.Originally posted by original PM View PostNo I didn't you fookin schemie.Comment
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If we are getting all technical here this would be an avoidance of the swear filter and a bannable offense... HTHOriginally posted by mudskipper View Post
I'll stick with things like feckwit.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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'Feck' is not a swear word.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIf we are getting all technical here this would be an avoidance of the swear filter and a bannable offense... HTHComment
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