Flight etiquette

[fullyautomatix]

Was heading back to UK from AMS and got seated unfortunately next to a fat lazy looking bloke. My initial misgivings were proven true when he decided all of a sudden to attack me with all sorts of IT things he had just read.
I felt like I was being strangled and to make matters worse he attempted to convince me to go with him to meetups or something. I think its some sort of speed dating because he did look like someone who hadn't had any in his lifetime

Anyway I called for a stiff drink and dozed off before any further damage.

What do you all think of flight etiquette?

[WTFH]

My opinion is that you should make it clear whether you want to engage in conversation*, ignore*, or plot their demise.






*I have put these two options in, but never felt an inkling of desire for them.

[Snarf]

Pretend to be deaf... Or that you don't speak English.

[scooterscot]

I know not what you speak of.

[Mordac]

Was heading back to UK from AMS and got seated unfortunately next to a fat lazy looking bloke. My initial misgivings were proven true when he decided all of a sudden to attack me with all sorts of IT things he had just read.
I felt like I was being strangled and to make matters worse he attempted to convince me to go with him to meetups or something. I think its some sort of speed dating because he did look like someone who hadn't had any in his lifetime

Anyway I called for a stiff drink and dozed off before any further damage.

What do you all think of flight etiquette?

Sorry, I thought you looked a bit lonely. I won't bother next time...

[scooterscot]

Sorry, I thought you looked a bit lonely. I won't bother next time...

something tells me he'll not have a choice

[CoolCat]

not as bad as dutch people who insist on reclining their seat fully for the entire flight, when they are sitting in front of you for 12 hours

I can understand air rage after that

[Old Greg]

Was heading back to UK from AMS and got seated unfortunately next to a fat lazy looking bloke. My initial misgivings were proven true when he decided all of a sudden to attack me with all sorts of IT things he had just read.
I felt like I was being strangled and to make matters worse he attempted to convince me to go with him to meetups or something. I think its some sort of speed dating because he did look like someone who hadn't had any in his lifetime

Anyway I called for a stiff drink and dozed off before any further damage.

What do you all think of flight etiquette?

Could any of his IT talk have been construed as a terrorist threat?

[greenlake]

Anyway I called for a stiff drink and dozed off before any further damage.

It's a good thing you managed to doze off....

[BR14]

There's always 'feck off!' - that normally works, for me, anyway