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Drug users in Scotland 'consume most cocaine' in one session
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If you lived in Scotland, everyone in Scotland would be on methadone or heroin, whichever is cheaper -
Don't be silly, - he woudn't last a weekOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostIf you lived in Scotland, everyone in Scotland would be on methadone or heroin, whichever is cheaper
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Yes, and Install/1 and Design/1. I had the misfortune to work on a project to convert a lot of this stuff and much of the source had no comments and was (poorly) written by graduates. PoS/1!Originally posted by greenlake View PostAnyone remember Andersen Consulting's systems implementation methodology? It was called Method/1. The original name was Method/One, but they realised it was too similar to methadone....
https://www.scribd.com/document/3288...rthur-Andersen“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I, too, had that misfortune, a long time ago...........................Originally posted by darmstadt View PostYes, and Install/1 and Design/1. I had the misfortune to work on a project to convert a lot of this stuff and much of the source had no comments and was (poorly) written by graduates. PoS/1!
https://www.scribd.com/document/3288...rthur-Andersen
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FTFYOriginally posted by Mordac View PostWhich was probably what most of their clients were on, post release...Comment
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Are you high?Originally posted by Batcher View PostJust the usual tulipe from BBC Scotland talking the country down in case we feel good about ourselves.
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Fentanyl is the current drug of choice, although there are those who still swear by ketamine.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIf you lived in Scotland, everyone in Scotland would be on methadone or heroin, whichever is cheaper…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Makes me a little ho(a)rse!Originally posted by WTFH View PostFentanyl is the current drug of choice, although there are those who still swear by ketamine.Comment
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It does if you pony up for it.Originally posted by Zigenare View PostMakes me a little ho(a)rse!…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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