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Previously on "Drug users in Scotland 'consume most cocaine' in one session"

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Makes me a little ho(a)rse!
    It does if you pony up for it.

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Fentanyl is the current drug of choice, although there are those who still swear by ketamine.
    Makes me a little ho(a)rse!

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    If you lived in Scotland, everyone in Scotland would be on methadone or heroin, whichever is cheaper
    Fentanyl is the current drug of choice, although there are those who still swear by ketamine.

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by Batcher View Post
    Just the usual tulipe from BBC Scotland talking the country down in case we feel good about ourselves.

    https://thoughtcontrolscotland.com/2...mpression=true
    Are you high?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Which was probably what most of their clients were on, post release...
    FTFY

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Yes, and Install/1 and Design/1. I had the misfortune to work on a project to convert a lot of this stuff and much of the source had no comments and was (poorly) written by graduates. PoS/1!

    https://www.scribd.com/document/3288...rthur-Andersen
    I, too, had that misfortune, a long time ago...........................

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Anyone remember Andersen Consulting's systems implementation methodology? It was called Method/1. The original name was Method/One, but they realised it was too similar to methadone....
    Yes, and Install/1 and Design/1. I had the misfortune to work on a project to convert a lot of this stuff and much of the source had no comments and was (poorly) written by graduates. PoS/1!

    https://www.scribd.com/document/3288...rthur-Andersen

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    If you lived in Scotland, everyone in Scotland would be on methadone or heroin, whichever is cheaper
    Don't be silly, - he woudn't last a week

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    FFS, if I lived in Scotland I'd be on something stronger than coke. And pizza. Methadone or heroin, whichever is cheaper.
    If you lived in Scotland, everyone in Scotland would be on methadone or heroin, whichever is cheaper

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Which was probably what most of their clients were on, post implementation...
    Ahhh, good old arthur's androids, - i remember them well

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Anyone remember Andersen Consulting's systems implementation methodology? It was called Method/1. The original name was Method/One, but they realised it was too similar to methadone....
    Which was probably what most of their clients were on, post implementation...

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Prescriptions are free in Scotland, so it's methadone all the way.......
    Anyone remember Andersen Consulting's systems implementation methodology? It was called Method/1. The original name was Method/One, but they realised it was too similar to methadone....

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    FFS, if I lived in Scotland I'd be on something stronger than coke. And pizza. Methadone or heroin, whichever is cheaper.
    Prescriptions are free in Scotland, so it's methadone all the way.......

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  • Batcher
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    Just the usual tulipe from BBC Scotland talking the country down in case we feel good about ourselves.

    https://thoughtcontrolscotland.com/2...mpression=true

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    That's only because of the extra time needed to deep fry the pizza....

    With the obligatory Irn Bru which is good to see.

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