27th July 2019 - Official Plaice Holder

**jamesbrown** · 10 April 2018, 17:48

You have two birthdays because your massive girth stretches across one entire light month?

**MarillionFan** · 10 April 2018, 17:53

Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

You have two birthdays because your massive girth stretches across one entire light month?

Mods, can you please change the August to July in the thread title please, I always mix 7 with 8.

I will let the enlightened explain this thread, while the dull prole above just flounders about like a small sardine on the EU trawler floor destined to be chucked back into the plastic infested ocean.

**vetran** · 10 April 2018, 19:13

its the date of your breast reduction surgery?

Your annual blow out with NLyUK

The anniversary of the Day of the crap mods?

**Mordac** · 10 April 2018, 20:04

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Mods, can you please change the August to July in the thread title please, I always mix 7 with 8.

I will let the enlightened explain this thread, while the dull prole above just flounders about like a small sardine on the EU trawler floor destined to be chucked back into the plastic infested ocean.

I assume you mean your 50th? Funny, I always thought I was a bit older than you, and it seems it's the other way around - only by a couple of months though...

**WTFH** · 11 April 2018, 07:26

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Mods, can you please change the August to July in the thread title please, I always mix 7 with 8.

I will let the enlightened explain this thread, while the dull prole above just flounders about like a small sardine on the EU trawler floor destined to be chucked back into the plastic infested ocean.

Done, and based on the tone of your above post, I think my edit is perfectly reasonable.

Yours sincerely,

Not a crap ex-mod (yet).

**mudskipper** · 11 April 2018, 07:27

I thought there was something fishy going on.

**SimonMac** · 11 April 2018, 08:29

Thank fook it's not another kid you are having, you've already ruined one of yours so can't be trusted with any more

**OwlHoot** · 11 April 2018, 10:22

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Mods, can you please change the August to July in the thread title please, I always mix 7 with 8. ...

Unfortunately, our negotiators will in practice very likely mix up "July 2019" with "when the last black hole in the universe has completely evaporated"

**ladymuck** · 11 April 2018, 21:19

Opening a chip shop?

27th July 2019 - Official Plaice Holder