Originally posted by clearedforlanding
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Caravans
Collapse
X
-
Superb....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
-
obviously your childhood memories are scarier than mine!Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostFTFYComment
-
Thanks all who gave advice here. I ended up buying an enormous Tabbert touring thing. It also came with a permenant caravan pitch next to a Bavarian Lake, 20 mins from our town house, for €800 a year - cheaper than storage - but hey everyone just parks their caravans in town here anyway. Sadly I cannot bring it to B-land as 2.3 metres is too wide.
Between races I will have the joy of watching German men in their underpants drinking beer and going red. I shall do this while sitting in my underpants drinking beer. It will be beautiful.
:nazi: :nazi: :nazi:
Somewhat impressed by the cars and our cash purchase, the site owner has offered Mrs. CFL the lakeside restaurant with attached beer garden. I have said go for it, it has danger written all over it. And Beer.Comment
-
Interested to hear how you get on with the Jules Verne! Pics when it arrives? Looks a bit light on space due to the shower and loo.
I’ve got a Cali and wouldn’t swap the space for the loo and shower. But probably would if I didn’t have 2 dogs.Comment
-
He's transporting spaghetti in bowls on his lap to needy young ladies.Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostSounds great - what you doing (if you don't mind me asking)?Comment
-
Caravans
He gives middle aged single men pleasure in a BMW for about 10 minutes.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHe's transporting spaghetti in bowls on his lap to needy young ladies.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
-
Which is about 9 more than the Northern Tart...Originally posted by WTFH View PostHe gives middle aged single men pleasure in a BMW for about 10 minutes.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
-
-
WTFH gets five up to two minute slots for the same price apparently, so long as he supplies the Pizza & wet wipes.Originally posted by WTFH View PostHe gives middle aged single men pleasure in a BMW for about 10 minutes.Comment
-
Not at all. WTFH rides for free as long as he stick shifts for me. I just haven't told him I drive an automatic.Originally posted by vetran View PostWTFH gets five up to two minute slots for the same price apparently, so long as he supplies the Pizza & wet wipes.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- IT contractor demand climbed in August 2026 to 40-month high Yesterday 04:53
- 5 steps before your client ‘does a Foreign Office’ and puts 90% of contractors inside IR35 Sep 24 01:11
- Luke’s Story: “I knew it was a loan. But they changed the rules.” Sep 23 00:00
- I registered my company with my home address. Whoops. Here's what Companies House shows the world about you Sep 22 13:06
- The Tories’ three IR35 replacement options — but contractors are right to be sceptical Sep 22 03:51
- Conservatives to replace IR35 outright, Griffith vows — advisers who met him reveal what it should contain Sep 21 05:06
- HMRC’s tax calculation errors: why contractors must check their bill now Sep 17 05:14
- HMRC names 12 loan charge-type schemes, one with ‘Tardis’ clause Sep 15 00:12
- Inside IR35 contractors as zero-hours reform victims is why Kate Dearden must meet us Sep 14 06:37
- Simple Assessment letters: How ex-Personal Service Companies are on HMRC’s radar Sep 11 12:16

Comment