Reply to: Caravans

[WTFH]

Not at all. WTFH rides for free as long as he stick shifts for me. I just haven't told him I drive an automatic.

ZF-8 and nice big flappy paddles.

[clearedforlanding]

WTFH gets five up to two minute slots for the same price apparently, so long as he supplies the Pizza & wet wipes.

Not at all. WTFH rides for free as long as he stick shifts for me. I just haven't told him I drive an automatic.

[vetran]

He gives middle aged single men pleasure in a BMW for about 10 minutes.

WTFH gets five up to two minute slots for the same price apparently, so long as he supplies the Pizza & wet wipes.

[PurpleGorilla]

[Mordac]

He gives middle aged single men pleasure in a BMW for about 10 minutes.

Which is about 9 more than the Northern Tart...

[WTFH]

Caravans

He's transporting spaghetti in bowls on his lap to needy young ladies.

He gives middle aged single men pleasure in a BMW for about 10 minutes.

[DimPrawn]

Sounds great - what you doing (if you don't mind me asking)?

He's transporting spaghetti in bowls on his lap to needy young ladies.

[MrButton]

Interested to hear how you get on with the Jules Verne! Pics when it arrives? Looks a bit light on space due to the shower and loo.

I’ve got a Cali and wouldn’t swap the space for the loo and shower. But probably would if I didn’t have 2 dogs.

[clearedforlanding]

Thanks all who gave advice here. I ended up buying an enormous Tabbert touring thing. It also came with a permenant caravan pitch next to a Bavarian Lake, 20 mins from our town house, for €800 a year - cheaper than storage - but hey everyone just parks their caravans in town here anyway. Sadly I cannot bring it to B-land as 2.3 metres is too wide.

Between races I will have the joy of watching German men in their underpants drinking beer and going red. I shall do this while sitting in my underpants drinking beer. It will be beautiful. :nazi: :nazi: :nazi:

Somewhat impressed by the cars and our cash purchase, the site owner has offered Mrs. CFL the lakeside restaurant with attached beer garden. I have said go for it, it has danger written all over it. And Beer.

[vetran]

FTFY

obviously your childhood memories are scarier than mine!

[Lockhouse]

It is a nicer office than a data centre I am finding, come on down.

https://imgur.com/a/SH9Iv

Superb.

[clearedforlanding]

Blimey. And I thought I was a petrolhead.

It is a nicer office than a data centre I am finding, come on down.

https://imgur.com/a/SH9Iv

[Lockhouse]

Started off as a saftey driver driving the tail car on BMW M Power Tours (which I still do), progressed to the 24 Hour Nuremberg VIP & hospitality team (lots of fun cars & helicopters), then DTM and have just agreed the first 2018 fleet for 3 day corporate events - Briefing - Hockenheim - Autobahn - Nurburgring - Hospitality and private Schloss - following a large microprocessor company giving me the go ahead for 6 events this summer and one car manufacturer for an event each month.

If you are interested i can post some photos. I am borrowing a huge amount of money of course.....

2018 fleet order is:

BMW M140i
BMW 540
BMW M550i Limousine
BMW M3
BMW M4 Coupé
BMW M4 Cabrio
BMW X4 M40
BMW M6 GranCoupé
BMW M6 Cabrio
BMW X5M
Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG S
Mercedes-Benz GLE 63 AMG*
Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG Coupé
Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG Cabrio
Mercedes-Benz SL63 AMG Cabrio
Mercedes-Benz AMG GT S

+ 2x Maseratis to be decided once we have negotiated. The guys at Ingolstadt don't want to play however.

Blimey. And I thought I was a petrolhead.

[northernladyuk]

The Go pods look suitably cool. The other ones look like you need corduroy trousers with suspicious stains down the front & a sheepskin coat.

FTFY

[clearedforlanding]

Sounds great - what you doing (if you don't mind me asking)?

Started off as a saftey driver driving the tail car on BMW M Power Tours (which I still do), progressed to the 24 Hour Nuremberg VIP & hospitality team (lots of fun cars & helicopters), then DTM and have just agreed the first 2018 fleet for 3 day corporate events - Briefing - Hockenheim - Autobahn - Nurburgring - Hospitality and private Schloss - following a large microprocessor company giving me the go ahead for 6 events this summer and one car manufacturer for an event each month.

If you are interested i can post some photos. I am borrowing a huge amount of money of course.....

2018 fleet order is:

BMW M140i
BMW 540
BMW M550i Limousine
BMW M3
BMW M4 Coupé
BMW M4 Cabrio
BMW X4 M40
BMW M6 GranCoupé
BMW M6 Cabrio
BMW X5M
Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG S
Mercedes-Benz GLE 63 AMG*
Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG Coupé
Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG Cabrio
Mercedes-Benz SL63 AMG Cabrio
Mercedes-Benz AMG GT S

+ 2x Maseratis to be decided once we have negotiated. The guys at Ingolstadt don't want to play however.