A warning to any Germany based "Pot Noodlers"

**vetran** · 9 February 2018, 09:30

I think we know some 'at risk' posters. Maybe we should get them help?

**scooterscot** · 9 February 2018, 09:35

"The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat."

More like the ultimate cheese toasty than orgasm.

Yeah - considering myself well outside of the danger zone.

**vetran** · 9 February 2018, 09:40

Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

More like the ultimate cheese toasty than orgasm.

Yeah - considering myself well outside of the danger zone.

This was the one that made me worry about you :

In one example, a man was discovered by his mother with Christmas tree lights clamped to his nipples, but she removed them before emergency services arrived. They were initially confused why he had burn marks on his body but his mother came clean and admitted what she had originally found. It was concluded that the cause of death was electrocution.

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**scooterscot** · 9 February 2018, 09:45

You can sleep well tonight. You don't need to worry about me.

**vetran** · 9 February 2018, 09:50

Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

You can sleep well tonight. You don't need to worry about me.

I'm not I will tell your mother to swap your Christmas lights to battery ones when I pop round Tuesday!

**scooterscot** · 9 February 2018, 10:06

Ohh I like licking 9v batteries - yum

**Mordac** · 9 February 2018, 11:21

Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Ohh I like licking 9v batteries - yum

And windows...

**greenlake** · 9 February 2018, 20:30

Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

A warning to any Germany based "Pot Noodlers"

Oh, those wacky Germans....!

A warning to any Germany based "Pot Noodlers"