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Hiring Employees for my "Niche 4k Media" Ltd.

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    Hiring Employees for my "Niche 4k Media" Ltd.

    I have a limited company and am a sole director. I want to know how to hire cheap chinese / thai / generally asian actors.. I mean employees, to put in my productions... I mean pimp out... I mean send to my clientco. How do I go about doing this? Assistance needed, instructions unclear.

    #2
    I thought your wife knew all about this from the films I have seen.

    Didn't you know?

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      #3
      Originally posted by mattfx View Post
      I have a limited company and am a sole director. I want to know how to hire cheap chinese / thai / generally asian actors.. I mean employees, to put in my productions... I mean pimp out... I mean send to my clientco. How do I go about doing this? Assistance needed, instructions unclear.
      Is it a gladiator movie?

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        #4
        I assume this is your first parody thread?
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I thought your wife knew all about this from the films I have seen.

          Didn't you know?
          My wife? I'd have had to have been married first! I did have an Asian girlfriend once though...

          Originally posted by woohoo View Post
          Is it a gladiator movie?
          Yes WooHoo, with very large swords.

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            #6
            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            I assume this is your first parody thread?
            I assume you're going to post something better then? Or do you need to check with your accountant first?

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              #7
              Originally posted by mattfx View Post
              I have a limited company and am a sole director.
              Your not just any old sole director, you're our sole director.

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                #8
                Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
                Your not just any old sole director, you're our sole director.
                He's our sole Director In Charge of a Kompany.
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by mattfx View Post
                  My wife? I'd have had to have been married first! I did have an Asian girlfriend once though...
                  ...although he was an obese Scottish squadie living in Devon.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                    ...although he was an obese Scottish squadie living in Devon.
                    TestMangler has moved?
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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