What would you do if there was a missile attack?

**bulltraderpt** · 18 January 2018, 14:28

Originally posted by WTFH View Post

...and then you found out it was a false alarm

Link is SFW.

I'd have a few sherbets (if there was enough time).

**original PM** · 18 January 2018, 14:41

There was a meme/rumour about a brother and sister who did not want to die as virgins so did the nasty........

Not sure if this is true or just some myth.

Not really up to googling it on the work network.

**CoolCat** · 18 January 2018, 14:43

Well when they took the plastercasts of people who had been surrounded by lava at Pompeii, they found that one couple had been engaged in a close encounter as the Volcano destroyed everything around them.

**OwlHoot** · 18 January 2018, 16:04

Originally posted by original PM View Post

There was a meme/rumour about a brother and sister who did not want to die as virgins so did the nasty........

Not sure if this is true or just some myth.

Not really up to googling it on the work network.

I bet it's one of those urban myths debunked by now on Snopes or Scopes or whatever the site is called

**woohoo** · 18 January 2018, 16:54

I would order a bomb shelter off amazon prime and pay the extra to get a decent delivery slot.

**Soho** · 19 January 2018, 11:50

Just find the best shelter and grab as much food and drinks as possible and stay there until...don't know what.

**BrilloPad** · 19 January 2018, 12:24

Head for ground zero.

Then message suity telling him he was right about end of the world. Only taken 10 years for his prediction to come true.

**woohoo** · 19 January 2018, 12:39

Originally posted by Soho View Post

Just find the best shelter and grab as much food and drinks as possible and stay there until...don't know what.

I know a place, being honest here. It's like a big bomb shelter on a golf course, it actually has part of the course on top of it. It's huge and I'm pretty certain it's a nuclear bunker.

One time, I went over and looked at the door and the lock. Within minutes the "groundsmen" for the golf course turned up and checked the door.

The misses thinks I'm a bit nutty about this, but come on, if you are going to hide a nuclear bunker, what better place than in plain view on a golf course.

**radish2008** · 19 January 2018, 12:44

I'd probably have to spend a LOT of time cleaning up the blood ...

What would you do if there was a missile attack?