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Previously on "What would you do if there was a missile attack?"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Prove it.
    I take your word for it. Whenever another mod says "my word is my bond" I take their bond.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If you cycle for 0.1 nanosecond within 30 miles of DorkLand you get shot, tortured for 24 hours and then buried under a new shed....
    Prove it.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    My sister-in-law lives near Greenham, which is back to being a common again and a great place for dog walking. They have left parts of the runway so you can see how big it was, but the main silos are also there. The silos are currently used to store classic cars and are a historical monument, still with massive fences around them.
    If you rattle the fence for a minute or two, you'll have a dog walker with a large alsatian coming to say hello.
    If you cycle for 0.1 nanosecond within 30 miles of DorkLand you get shot, tortured for 24 hours and then buried under a new shed....

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    I'm actually quite interested in seeing what's in there. Though it was incredibly strange that it was about 6.30am checked the door, not a sign of any life and then the groundsmen turn up. I wonder if the course is a front! I did try to join but they wanted to charge me 2k and I had to meet the captain to see if I would fit in.

    I wonder if that 2k would buy me a place in the bunker if there was an attack!
    My sister-in-law lives near Greenham, which is back to being a common again and a great place for dog walking. They have left parts of the runway so you can see how big it was, but the main silos are also there. The silos are currently used to store classic cars and are a historical monument, still with massive fences around them.
    If you rattle the fence for a minute or two, you'll have a dog walker with a large alsatian coming to say hello.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    What would you do if there was a missile attack?
    Take the best selfie posted on Instagram....

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    There's quite a few. One up near Sheffield and one outside Portsmouth that I know of as well.
    I'm actually quite interested in seeing what's in there. Though it was incredibly strange that it was about 6.30am checked the door, not a sign of any life and then the groundsmen turn up. I wonder if the course is a front! I did try to join but they wanted to charge me 2k and I had to meet the captain to see if I would fit in.

    I wonder if that 2k would buy me a place in the bunker if there was an attack!

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    I would be directing the missile attack.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    Nope Dunham, so there are two of these places!
    There's quite a few. One up near Sheffield and one outside Portsmouth that I know of as well.

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Dulwich by any chance?
    Nope Dunham, so there are two of these places!

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  • HugeWhale
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    What would I do if there was a missile attack?
    I'd stand next to Rod Stewart. He hasn't had a hit in 30 years.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    I know a place, being honest here. It's like a big bomb shelter on a golf course, it actually has part of the course on top of it. It's huge and I'm pretty certain it's a nuclear bunker.

    One time, I went over and looked at the door and the lock. Within minutes the "groundsmen" for the golf course turned up and checked the door.

    The misses thinks I'm a bit nutty about this, but come on, if you are going to hide a nuclear bunker, what better place than in plain view on a golf course.
    Dulwich by any chance?

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  • radish2008
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    I'd probably have to spend a LOT of time cleaning up the blood ...

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by Soho View Post
    Just find the best shelter and grab as much food and drinks as possible and stay there until...don't know what.
    I know a place, being honest here. It's like a big bomb shelter on a golf course, it actually has part of the course on top of it. It's huge and I'm pretty certain it's a nuclear bunker.

    One time, I went over and looked at the door and the lock. Within minutes the "groundsmen" for the golf course turned up and checked the door.

    The misses thinks I'm a bit nutty about this, but come on, if you are going to hide a nuclear bunker, what better place than in plain view on a golf course.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Head for ground zero.

    Then message suity telling him he was right about end of the world. Only taken 10 years for his prediction to come true.

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  • Soho
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    Just find the best shelter and grab as much food and drinks as possible and stay there until...don't know what.

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