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Calling Mary Poppins
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She's in the shower at the moment. I'll get her to reply to the thread when she's out.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Golden?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostShe's in the shower at the moment. I'll get her to reply to the thread when she's out.Comment
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TMIOriginally posted by vetran View PostGolden?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Didn't she get stuck with a shіtty commute....?Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostCalling Mary Poppins
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She had a cameo in the latest Star Wars movie as a stunt woman.
It was a stellar performance even though she was just cruising, the farce was strong in that one.
So probably getting seduced by Hollywood and his guitar.Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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