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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostAnd after a few thousand years of this behaviour, we end up with Scooter.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostWhere does it say that God only created Adam and Eve?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostWhere does the bible say that Adam and Eve only produced sons?
On the sixth day, God declares his intention to make a being in his “own image,” and he creates humankind (1:26). He fashions a man out of dust and forms a woman out of the man’s rib. God places the two people, Adam and Eve, in the idyllic garden of Eden, encouraging them to procreate and to enjoy the created world fully, and forbidding them to eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
In the garden, Eve encounters a crafty serpent who convinces her to eat the tree’s forbidden fruit, assuring her that she will not suffer if she does so. Eve shares the fruit with Adam, and the two are immediately filled with shame and remorse. While walking in the garden, God discovers their disobedience. After cursing the serpent, he turns and curses the couple. Eve, he says, will be cursed to suffer painful childbirth and must submit to her husband’s authority. Adam is cursed to toil and work the ground for food. The two are subsequently banished from Eden.
Sent out into the world, Adam and Eve give birth to two sons, Cain and Abel. Cain, a farmer, offers God a portion of his crops one day as a sacrifice, only to learn that God is more pleased when Abel, a herdsman, presents God with the fattest portion of his flocks. Enraged, Cain kills his brother. God exiles Cain from his home to wander in the land east of Eden. Adam and Eve give birth to a third son, Seth. Through Seth and Cain, the human race begins to grow.
Ten generations pass, and humankind becomes more evil.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostI'm no expert in the Bible, but I have got a pretty decent grasp on reality. So I can tell you; it's all made up bollocks.
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostFeeble parody, but never mindDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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