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[NotAllThere]

Feeble parody, but never mind

Oh, I don't know. It got some interest.

[greenlake]

I'm no expert in the Bible, but I have got a pretty decent grasp on reality. So I can tell you; it's all made up bollocks.

You clearly haven't read The Bible 2 then....

[OwlHoot]

Why? Are you a Rabbi?

Feeble parody, but never mind

[Troll]

Where does the bible say that Adam and Eve only produced sons?

From SE linky... could be that only sons were worthy of mention, perhaps wimmin folk were doing the dishes or cooking and sewing stuff

On the sixth day, God declares his intention to make a being in his “own image,” and he creates humankind (1:26). He fashions a man out of dust and forms a woman out of the man’s rib. God places the two people, Adam and Eve, in the idyllic garden of Eden, encouraging them to procreate and to enjoy the created world fully, and forbidding them to eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

In the garden, Eve encounters a crafty serpent who convinces her to eat the tree’s forbidden fruit, assuring her that she will not suffer if she does so. Eve shares the fruit with Adam, and the two are immediately filled with shame and remorse. While walking in the garden, God discovers their disobedience. After cursing the serpent, he turns and curses the couple. Eve, he says, will be cursed to suffer painful childbirth and must submit to her husband’s authority. Adam is cursed to toil and work the ground for food. The two are subsequently banished from Eden.

Sent out into the world, Adam and Eve give birth to two sons, Cain and Abel. Cain, a farmer, offers God a portion of his crops one day as a sacrifice, only to learn that God is more pleased when Abel, a herdsman, presents God with the fattest portion of his flocks. Enraged, Cain kills his brother. God exiles Cain from his home to wander in the land east of Eden. Adam and Eve give birth to a third son, Seth. Through Seth and Cain, the human race begins to grow.

Ten generations pass, and humankind becomes more evil.

[SueEllen]

Where does it say that God only created Adam and Eve?

How did they find their f***buddies?

[northernladyuk]

And after a few thousand years of this behaviour, we end up with Scooter.

Thistle Hotel Heathrow is his Garden of Eden.

[barrydidit]

It doesn't.

Either way it is incest in the first generation.

Subsequent generations will be doing uncle & niece, aunt & nephew and cousin marriages like old European royalty.

And after a few thousand years of this behaviour, we end up with Scooter.

[northernladyuk]

It doesn't.

Either way it is incest in the first generation.

Subsequent generations will be doing uncle & niece, aunt & nephew and cousin marriages like old European royalty.

Where does it say that God only created Adam and Eve?

[SueEllen]

Where does the bible say that Adam and Eve only produced sons?

It doesn't.

Either way it is incest in the first generation.

Subsequent generations will be doing uncle & niece, aunt & nephew and cousin marriages like old European royalty.

[northernladyuk]

If you have given birth to only sons how does the population grow, Incest with Eve appears to be the only option

Any Bible expects care to explain?

Where does the bible say that Adam and Eve only produced sons?

[barrydidit]

So you never read fiction just for the sake of it?

I read the flyer the tories shoved through my door in June. Does that count?

[NotAllThere]

I'm no expert in the Bible, but I have got a pretty decent grasp on reality. So I can tell you; it's all made up bollocks.

So you never read fiction just for the sake of it?

To read up to the end of Deuteronomy, skipping all the boring "begat" verses

Why? Are you a Rabbi?

[OwlHoot]

If you have given birth to only sons how does the population grow, Incest with Eve appears to be the only option

Any Bible expects care to explain?

Heretic!!

Obviously Seth was gender fluid.

[barrydidit]

Any Bible expects care to explain?

I'm no expert in the Bible, but I have got a pretty decent grasp on reality. So I can tell you; it's all made up bollocks.

[Troll]

• He fashions a man out of dust and forms a woman out of the man’s rib. God places the two people, Adam and Eve, in the idyllic garden of Eden,
• The two are subsequently banished from Eden.
• Sent out into the world, Adam and Eve give birth to two sons, Cain and Abel
• Adam and Eve give birth to a third son, Seth.
• Through Seth and Cain, the human race begins to grow.
• Ten generations pass, and humankind becomes more evil.
  

If you have given birth to only sons how does the population grow, Incest with Eve appears to be the only option

Any Bible expects care to explain?