Sexit Scandal - who next?

[cojak]

First Fallon, now Hopkins.

I'll bet there's more than a few MP's and senior party officials who are dreading any knocks on the door atm.

[BrilloPad]

Behaviour that at the mod Christmas party would be seen as very mild.

[BlasterBates]

Michael Fallon was a bit slow off the mark, he should have produced one of these from his back pocket to demonstrate what he actually meant.

[MarillionFan]

I went to the police yesterday myself. I started to have flashbacks to when I was a young teen and remember that Sharon Stone flashed her moomoo at me when I was sitting watching the television. Obviously attitudes were different back then, but now it's unacceptable. I am hoping once the police have been in touch she apologies, receives medical help & I receive a few million dollars.

Right, now who directed Porkies....

[Eirikur]

Sending a text or making a remark has suddenly become a sexual assault, soon people won't be able to have sex anymore as asking for someone consent will be classed as sexual assault.

[sasguru]

Here's the solution NSFW

[OwlHoot]

First Fallon, now Hopkins.

I'll bet there's more than a few MP's and senior party officials who are dreading any knocks on the door atm.

Whoever it is, let's hope it's something a bit more interesting, involving oranges and plastic bags or underage boys, or maybe all three

Disgraces due to touching women on the knee or sending saucy texts are becoming a bit passe and tedious

The public need proper entertainment!

[fullyautomatix]

It would help if the women did not encourage such behaviour from the alpha males.

[Mordac]

I went to the police yesterday myself. I started to have flashbacks to when I was a young teen and remember that Sharon Stone flashed her moomoo at me when I was sitting watching the television. Obviously attitudes were different back then, but now it's unacceptable. I am hoping once the police have been in touch she apologies, receives medical help & I receive a few million dollars.

Right, now who directed Porkies....

Wasn't that a biopic about you?

[MarillionFan]

Wasn't that a biopic about you?

What was that Peewee?