If you could choose immortality, would you?
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Immortality
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Do I have to spend it with one of my exs?
As Brian Cox points out, eventually the universe will just be a sea of photons.
Life - we are not getting out alive.....Comment
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As long as I still had my good looks, athletic body , huge sexual stamina and winning personality then it’s a no brainier.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIf you could choose immortality, would you?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Yes.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIf you could choose immortality, would you?
Given enough time compound interest is better than working for a living.See You Next TuesdayComment
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You have achieved CUK immortality.....Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAs long as I still had my good looks, athletic body , huge sexual stamina and winning personality then it’s a no brainier.Comment
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Yeah, you forgot the brains, dumboOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostAs long as I still had my good looks, athletic body , huge sexual stamina and winning personality then it’s a no brainier.Comment
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Only after he get his permban...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou have achieved CUK immortality.....Comment
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Banned from getting a perm? Probably for the best.....Originally posted by AtW View PostOnly after he get his permban...Comment
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