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Priority seating is only available to the following....Originally posted by SueEllen View PostDon't offer your seat to
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You know how you don't see many really fat old people - I reckon it's because people naturally lose weight as they age.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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1. and 4. correspond to "injured arm", and "injured leg" respectively.Originally posted by greenlake View PostPriority seating is only available to the following....

I have no idea what the sign for injured genitals would be. Of either sex.Comment
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That's cos fat people don't live to be old.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYou know how you don't see many really fat old people - I reckon it's because people naturally lose weight as they age."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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That's all right - I will flick my infected skin at you.Originally posted by BR14 View Posti'll just sit next to you, and cough a lot
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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You don't say.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThat's cos fat people don't live to be old.
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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