Originally posted by Lucy
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I get nervous when everything goes quiet!!!
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The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave -
Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesWell, you could try the EO patented cure for almost everything...The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI cant wait for this....The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesPfff... Don't knock it til you've tried it... It works. In fact, I think it'd probably shift a broken leg...
Well howey then - what is it?!!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneWell howey then - what is it?!!
1. Drink until you can't stand up (making sure to take the car to the pub as you won't be able to walk home)
2. Eat the hottest curry ever available in history
3. Sleep in your clothes
Trust me, this works every time...The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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My patented cure for everything is sex
never fails to put a smile on your face when you're feeling down, and even if it doesn't work it was worth a go!!
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesWhat's this howey business? Anyway....
1. Drink until you can't stand up (making sure to take the car to the pub as you won't be able to walk home)
2. Eat the hottest curry ever available in history
3. Sleep in your clothes
Trust me, this works every time...
Sorry - howey means "come on then". Pronounced how-way.
I have to agree with you like - there are no germs known to man which can beat that
Oh - apart from the death in the car thing like, but we'll on that particular issue for now!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by ArdescoMy patented cure for everything is sex
never fails to put a smile on your face when you're feeling down, and even if it doesn't work it was worth a go!!
Its not much of a cure for syphalis is it?
(And yes I know I've probably spelt it wrong, but I couldn't be arsed to check it!)The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneIts not much of a cure for syphalis is it?
(And yes I know I've probably spelt it wrong, but I couldn't be arsed to check it!)
(And I doubt getting drunk and having a curry will cure syphalis either...)Comment
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