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    #11
    Originally posted by Lucy
    Thanks EO, that is very kind of you.

    Yes, I clearly need something other than rest and chicken soup.
    Well, you could try the EO patented cure for almost everything...
    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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      #12
      Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
      Well, you could try the EO patented cure for almost everything...
      I cant wait for this....
      The pope is a tard.

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        #13
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        I cant wait for this....
        Pfff... Don't knock it til you've tried it... It works. In fact, I think it'd probably shift a broken leg...
        The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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          #14
          Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
          Pfff... Don't knock it til you've tried it... It works. In fact, I think it'd probably shift a broken leg...

          Well howey then - what is it?!!
          The pope is a tard.

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            #15
            Expressing sorrow over the problem
            Carpe Pactum

            (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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              #16
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              Well howey then - what is it?!!
              What's this howey business? Anyway....

              1. Drink until you can't stand up (making sure to take the car to the pub as you won't be able to walk home)

              2. Eat the hottest curry ever available in history

              3. Sleep in your clothes

              Trust me, this works every time...
              The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                #17
                My patented cure for everything is sex

                never fails to put a smile on your face when you're feeling down, and even if it doesn't work it was worth a go!!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
                  What's this howey business? Anyway....

                  1. Drink until you can't stand up (making sure to take the car to the pub as you won't be able to walk home)

                  2. Eat the hottest curry ever available in history

                  3. Sleep in your clothes

                  Trust me, this works every time...

                  Sorry - howey means "come on then". Pronounced how-way.

                  I have to agree with you like - there are no germs known to man which can beat that

                  Oh - apart from the death in the car thing like, but we'll on that particular issue for now!
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Ardesco
                    My patented cure for everything is sex

                    never fails to put a smile on your face when you're feeling down, and even if it doesn't work it was worth a go!!


                    Its not much of a cure for syphalis is it?

                    (And yes I know I've probably spelt it wrong, but I couldn't be arsed to check it!)
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne
                      Its not much of a cure for syphalis is it?

                      (And yes I know I've probably spelt it wrong, but I couldn't be arsed to check it!)
                      I refer you to the second part of my post

                      (And I doubt getting drunk and having a curry will cure syphalis either...)

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