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EqualOpportunities replied

27 November 2006, 16:48
Originally posted by Ardesco

I refer you to the second part of my post

(And I doubt getting drunk and having a curry will cure syphalis either...)

It most certainly would
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Ardesco replied

27 November 2006, 16:44
You do

Best get down the doctor and get some pills then!!!
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SallyAnne replied

27 November 2006, 16:40
Originally posted by Ardesco

I refer you to the second part of my post

(And I doubt getting drunk and having a curry will cure syphalis either...)

I know
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Ardesco replied

27 November 2006, 16:36
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Its not much of a cure for syphalis is it?

(And yes I know I've probably spelt it wrong, but I couldn't be arsed to check it!)

I refer you to the second part of my post

(And I doubt getting drunk and having a curry will cure syphalis either...)
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SallyAnne replied

27 November 2006, 16:26
Originally posted by Ardesco

My patented cure for everything is sex

never fails to put a smile on your face when you're feeling down, and even if it doesn't work it was worth a go!!

Its not much of a cure for syphalis is it?

(And yes I know I've probably spelt it wrong, but I couldn't be arsed to check it!)
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SallyAnne replied

27 November 2006, 16:25
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities

What's this howey business? Anyway....

1. Drink until you can't stand up (making sure to take the car to the pub as you won't be able to walk home)

2. Eat the hottest curry ever available in history

3. Sleep in your clothes

Trust me, this works every time...

Sorry - howey means "come on then". Pronounced how-way.

I have to agree with you like - there are no germs known to man which can beat that

Oh - apart from the death in the car thing like, but we'll on that particular issue for now!
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Ardesco replied

27 November 2006, 16:15
My patented cure for everything is sex

never fails to put a smile on your face when you're feeling down, and even if it doesn't work it was worth a go!!
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EqualOpportunities replied

27 November 2006, 16:00
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Well howey then - what is it?!!

What's this howey business? Anyway....

1. Drink until you can't stand up (making sure to take the car to the pub as you won't be able to walk home)

2. Eat the hottest curry ever available in history

3. Sleep in your clothes

Trust me, this works every time...
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To BI or not to BI? replied

27 November 2006, 15:48
Expressing sorrow over the problem
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SallyAnne replied

27 November 2006, 15:46
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities

Pfff... Don't knock it til you've tried it... It works. In fact, I think it'd probably shift a broken leg...

Well howey then - what is it?!!
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EqualOpportunities replied

27 November 2006, 15:44
Originally posted by SallyAnne

I cant wait for this....

Pfff... Don't knock it til you've tried it... It works. In fact, I think it'd probably shift a broken leg...
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SallyAnne replied

27 November 2006, 15:42
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities

Well, you could try the EO patented cure for almost everything...

I cant wait for this....
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EqualOpportunities replied

27 November 2006, 15:35
Originally posted by Lucy

Thanks EO, that is very kind of you.

Yes, I clearly need something other than rest and chicken soup.

Well, you could try the EO patented cure for almost everything...
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Lucy replied

27 November 2006, 15:33
Thanks EO, that is very kind of you.

Yes, I clearly need something other than rest and chicken soup.
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EqualOpportunities replied

27 November 2006, 15:30
Originally posted by Lucy

I'm off to the Doctor's at 15.30

Still poorly mate? Well clearly you are as you're off to the quacks... Hope you feel better soon...
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