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AtW you are a problem to society
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How many did you make?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGood for you. I've gone six hours without a drink so far.Comment
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He was asleep.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostHow many did you make?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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How many minutes without a pie?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGood for you. I've gone six hours without a drink so far.Comment
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AtW may be an obnoxious twunt. However he has 2 redeeming features: -
1. He is a very successful businessman. A great inspiration for technologists.
2. He has never been stupid enough to get married.
When will someone tell him he does not need to be married to pop his cheery?Comment
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Possibly not, but he might find it more difficult now they've banned rohypnol...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAtW may be an obnoxious twunt. However he has 2 redeeming features: -
1. He is a very successful businessman. A great inspiration for technologists.
2. He has never been stupid enough to get married.
When will someone tell him he does not need to be married to pop his cheery?
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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He's loaded.Originally posted by Mordac View PostPossibly not, but he might find it more difficult now they've banned rohypnol...
He just needs to pay for it and make sure he supplies his own condoms."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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At least you never need condoms. You use your personality as contraception.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostHe's loaded.
He just needs to pay for it and make sure he supplies his own condoms.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAt least you never need condoms. You use your personality as contraception.
Go boil your head!!!
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