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AtW replied

5 October 2017, 12:46
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

At least you never need condoms. You use your personality as contraception.

Go boil your head!!!
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BrilloPad replied

5 October 2017, 11:51
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

He's loaded.

He just needs to pay for it and make sure he supplies his own condoms.

At least you never need condoms. You use your personality as contraception.
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AtW replied

5 October 2017, 11:42
Credit goes to Married with Children show, Al Bundy saved me...
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SueEllen replied

5 October 2017, 10:10
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Possibly not, but he might find it more difficult now they've banned rohypnol...

He's loaded.

He just needs to pay for it and make sure he supplies his own condoms.
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Mordac replied

5 October 2017, 09:33
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

AtW may be an obnoxious twunt. However he has 2 redeeming features: -

1. He is a very successful businessman. A great inspiration for technologists.
2. He has never been stupid enough to get married.

When will someone tell him he does not need to be married to pop his cheery?

Possibly not, but he might find it more difficult now they've banned rohypnol...
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BrilloPad replied

5 October 2017, 07:34
AtW may be an obnoxious twunt. However he has 2 redeeming features: -

1. He is a very successful businessman. A great inspiration for technologists.
2. He has never been stupid enough to get married.

When will someone tell him he does not need to be married to pop his cheery?
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AtW replied

4 October 2017, 20:41
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Good for you. I've gone six hours without a drink so far.

How many minutes without a pie?
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WTFH replied

4 October 2017, 18:34
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

How many did you make?

He was asleep.
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northernladyuk replied

4 October 2017, 18:29
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Good for you. I've gone six hours without a drink so far.

How many did you make?
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zeitghost replied

4 October 2017, 17:40
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

It's all rather Arnold Judas Rimmer BSC, SSC.

Where do you think Xogg got his parrot from?
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WTFH replied

4 October 2017, 16:50
Originally posted by AtW View Post

F Society ...

One at a time.
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MarillionFan replied

4 October 2017, 16:38
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Not drinking alcohol this month

Good for you. I've gone six hours without a drink so far.
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AtW replied

4 October 2017, 16:35
F Society ...
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AtW replied

4 October 2017, 16:34
Not drinking alcohol this month
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greenlake replied

4 October 2017, 15:42
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Don't insult poor old aTW, he has is in a long term stable relationship with his squirrels.

He's just holding out for "the one"....
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