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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Given how utterly crap he is at the job, I wonder how much he had to bribe the idiots who voted for him. Guess we'll probably never know, but it would explain their sudden need for £100bn...
    I know things are getting tough in the UK, but no need to give up on reality completely.

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      Originally posted by original PM View Post
      Oooh fish are biting today.
      Hush. The adults are talking. Here's a ball. Go and play with it.

      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        Hush. The adults are talking. Here's a ball. Go and play with it.

        His Mum says, can you make sure it's sized so he chokes when he puts it in his mouth.

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          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          Well, the going rate in the UK is £1bn for 10 MPs (or is it £1.5bn?). That means to buy a majority in Westminster would cost £32bn.
          UK Population is 70 million, Europe is about 5x that.
          5x32 = £160bn, so getting it for £100bn is a bargain! :lol:
          I was wrong, he's clearly a genius...
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            His Mum says, can you make sure it's sized so he chokes when he puts it in his mouth.
            Your mother does when she puts in her mouth

            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              Hush. The adults are talking. Here's a ball. Go and play with it.

              you want OPM to play with your balls?

              How continental!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Originally posted by The_Equalizer View Post
                It's all nice and jolly where I'm sitting. Here's a Blower cartoon (from The Telegraph) to lighten the mood:

                Is that Biggus Dickus?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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