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[northernladyuk]

Given how utterly crap he is at the job, I wonder how much he had to bribe the idiots who voted for him. Guess we'll probably never know, but it would explain their sudden need for £100bn...

I know things are getting tough in the UK, but no need to give up on reality completely.

[NotAllThere]

Oooh fish are biting today.

Hush. The adults are talking. Here's a ball. Go and play with it.

[northernladyuk]

Hush. The adults are talking. Here's a ball. Go and play with it.

His Mum says, can you make sure it's sized so he chokes when he puts it in his mouth.

[Mordac]

Well, the going rate in the UK is £1bn for 10 MPs (or is it £1.5bn?). That means to buy a majority in Westminster would cost £32bn.
UK Population is 70 million, Europe is about 5x that.
5x32 = £160bn, so getting it for £100bn is a bargain! :lol:

I was wrong, he's clearly a genius...

[vetran]

His Mum says, can you make sure it's sized so he chokes when he puts it in his mouth.

Your mother does when she puts in her mouth

[vetran]

Hush. The adults are talking. Here's a ball. Go and play with it.

you want OPM to play with your balls?

How continental!

[vetran]

It's all nice and jolly where I'm sitting. Here's a Blower cartoon (from The Telegraph) to lighten the mood:

Is that Biggus Dickus?