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Life's little annoyances
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What happens if you have an even number of cables yet they are all different lengths?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Ahhh life's little annoyances arguing over the mode, median and mean."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Not forgetting range of course...Originally posted by SueEllen View PostAhhh life's little annoyances arguing over the mode, median and mean.______________________
Don't get mad...get even...Comment
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You are just being mean!Originally posted by SueEllen View PostAhhh life's little annoyances arguing over the mode, median and mean.Comment
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Another typically average post from you.Originally posted by vetran View PostYou are just being mean!…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Or you could like, you know, not have it near your bed? Because you don't need it when you're sleeping, and if you use it for your alarm you'll be getting up anyway.Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View PostIn hotels, WTF can't they put electrical sockets within the average USB cable's length of your bed?
Originally posted by Nigel Farage MEP - 2016-06-24 04:00:00"I hope this victory brings down this failed project and leads us to a Europe of sovereign nation states, trading together, being friends together, cooperating together, and let's get rid of the flag, the anthem, Brussels, and all that has gone wrong."Comment
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<snigger>Originally posted by rl4engc View PostOr you could like, you know, not have it near your bed? Because you don't need it when you're sleeping, and if you use it for your alarm you'll be getting up anyway.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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First world problems...when you can't use your favourite sex toy.Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View PostIn hotels, WTF can't they put electrical sockets within the average USB cable's length of your bed?

His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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You can get long USB cables (or extensions) It doesn't have to be 1metre.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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That looks to have plenty of length on the cord.Originally posted by Mordac View PostFirst world problems...when you can't use your favourite sex toy.

Should be okay.Comment
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