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Yet one more profession lost to robotics.
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At £6,300 each that's quite a bit of money to shell out.Originally posted by The_Equalizer View PostIn which case, why don't the punters buy their own?
Perhaps they have and fancy a bit of someone else's!
I reckon they're just doing a "try before you buy".
I wonder how the clean them.See You Next TuesdayComment
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Caustic soda.Originally posted by Lance View PostAt £6,300 each that's quite a bit of money to shell out.
I reckon they're just doing a "try before you buy".
I wonder how the clean them.Comment
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Cheap compared to divorce.Originally posted by Lance View PostAt £6,300 each that's quite a bit of money to shell out.
I reckon they're just doing a "try before you buy".
I wonder how the clean them.Comment
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Interchangeable faces too....Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI made my own with bits and pieces I had lying around. Old flower pots make perfectly good t*ts. Plastic bag inside a jam jar lined with sponge is good for the essential holes.
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A bit of fish paste adds to the authenticity.
Why is it unwashed lady's bits smell of fish and unwashed man's bits smell of prawns? I think it must be the real proof of evolution.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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That's just you. Prawn ****er.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostA bit of fish paste adds to the authenticity.
Why is it unwashed lady's bits smell of fish and unwashed man's bits smell of prawns? I think it must be the real proof of evolution.Comment
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wire brush and dettolOriginally posted by Lance View PostAt £6,300 each that's quite a bit of money to shell out.
I reckon they're just doing a "try before you buy".
I wonder how the clean them.Comment
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