Originally posted by northernladuk
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**** you ERNIE!!!
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Mater and Pater keep telling me they're doing quite well on the PB, £25 to £100 every month so far.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Is that what they told you? I heard they are getting regular payments for a 66 plate gti they sold....Originally posted by quackhandle View PostMater and Pater keep telling me they're doing quite well on the PB, £25 to £100 every month so far.
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The fuzz found a chop shop this morning in Brum with a number of stolen cars, you never know. It won't get the car back but it if gets the scum locked up.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIs that what they told you? I heard they are getting regular payments for a 66 plate gti they sold....
qh still flicking v's
He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Oi qh, is this yours....?Originally posted by quackhandle View PostThe fuzz found a chop shop this morning in Brum with a number of stolen cars, you never know.
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That was me dividing matrimonial assets during the last divorce.Originally posted by greenlake View PostOi qh, is this yours....?

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I've heard they've re-purposed the Ernie computer. They've boosted the processing part of its job, and it now pays bond holders in ready-mined bitcoin.Comment
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