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A real man.
either that or he was on his way to a deal and did not need any erm entanglements with authority figures!
As an aside I cut my finger quite badly on a knife the other week - some direct pressure, elevation and a decent bandage and all a week later is a little scar.
Relatives were like oooh you should have gone to hospital and I was look oooh why? and they were like oooh cos you pay for it so you should use it and I was like oooh but i did not need it and they were like oooh confused. -
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Originally posted by AtW View Post
Men and beer!"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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....and ribs....!Originally posted by SueEllen View PostMen and beer!

This Guy Ran Into a Burning Building to Save His BBQ RibsComment
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He's still in shock. Seen enough trauma in my time to recognise shock when I see it.
This one time I cut my hand in half with a circular saw, apart from screaming my head off, I was slightly fascinated at seeing my wrist bone sticking out. Looked yellow. Was expecting it to be white for some reason."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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... but then the thread title would have been something like "na na na we're gonna crash"Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAnd I thought this was a thread about AtW driving...."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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