I get knocked down but...

[Lost It]

Basic "Fight or flight" response there. And he can't be interviewed because of "legal advice". Not completely in shock then?

[BrilloPad]

He's still in shock. Seen enough trauma in my time to recognise shock when I see it.

This one time I cut my hand in half with a circular saw, apart from screaming my head off, I was slightly fascinated at seeing my wrist bone sticking out. Looked yellow. Was expecting it to be white for some reason.

Are you Diver?

[northernladyuk]

A real man.

either that or he was on his way to a deal and did not need any erm entanglements with authority figures!

As an aside I cut my finger quite badly on a knife the other week - some direct pressure, elevation and a decent bandage and all a week later is a little scar.

Relatives were like oooh you should have gone to hospital and I was look oooh why? and they were like oooh cos you pay for it so you should use it and I was like oooh but i did not need it and they were like oooh confused.

Did your Mum apply one of your special Little Miss Snowflake plasters?

[NotAllThere]

Are you Diver?

I wondered that. But Diver is erudite, witty and intelligent - and admittedly quite capable of pulling off scooterscot as a believable sockie.

[BrilloPad]

I wondered that. But Diver is erudite, witty and intelligent - and admittedly quite capable of pulling off scooterscot as a believable sockie.

I just sent him that link. Maybe he will re-appear?

[northernladyuk]

I wondered that. But Diver is erudite, witty and intelligent - and admittedly quite capable of pulling off scooterscot as a believable sockie.

Genius!! The attention to detail is magnificent.

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