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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I wondered that. But Diver is erudite, witty and intelligent - and admittedly quite capable of pulling off scooterscot as a believable sockie.
    Genius!! The attention to detail is magnificent.

    http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserR...n_England.html

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I wondered that. But Diver is erudite, witty and intelligent - and admittedly quite capable of pulling off scooterscot as a believable sockie.
    I just sent him that link. Maybe he will re-appear?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Are you Diver?
    I wondered that. But Diver is erudite, witty and intelligent - and admittedly quite capable of pulling off scooterscot as a believable sockie.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    A real man.

    either that or he was on his way to a deal and did not need any erm entanglements with authority figures!

    As an aside I cut my finger quite badly on a knife the other week - some direct pressure, elevation and a decent bandage and all a week later is a little scar.

    Relatives were like oooh you should have gone to hospital and I was look oooh why? and they were like oooh cos you pay for it so you should use it and I was like oooh but i did not need it and they were like oooh confused.
    Did your Mum apply one of your special Little Miss Snowflake plasters?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    He's still in shock. Seen enough trauma in my time to recognise shock when I see it.

    This one time I cut my hand in half with a circular saw, apart from screaming my head off, I was slightly fascinated at seeing my wrist bone sticking out. Looked yellow. Was expecting it to be white for some reason.
    Are you Diver?

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  • Lost It
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    Basic "Fight or flight" response there. And he can't be interviewed because of "legal advice". Not completely in shock then?

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    And I thought this was a thread about AtW driving....
    ... but then the thread title would have been something like "na na na we're gonna crash"

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  • BrilloPad
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    And I thought this was a thread about AtW driving....

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  • scooterscot
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    He's still in shock. Seen enough trauma in my time to recognise shock when I see it.

    This one time I cut my hand in half with a circular saw, apart from screaming my head off, I was slightly fascinated at seeing my wrist bone sticking out. Looked yellow. Was expecting it to be white for some reason.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    ... I get up again! Then I go to the pub linky

    Feck!
    WTF! The Purple Turtle by the looks of it - every proper Reading night out ends up there.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Men and beer!
    ....and ribs....!



    This Guy Ran Into a Burning Building to Save His BBQ Ribs

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  • SueEllen
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    Men and beer!

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  • AtW
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    Man runs into burning building twice to ‘save’ his beer | myfox8.com

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  • BrilloPad
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    He should have lay on the floor and requested an emergency call. To his lawyer.

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  • original PM
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    A real man.

    either that or he was on his way to a deal and did not need any erm entanglements with authority figures!

    As an aside I cut my finger quite badly on a knife the other week - some direct pressure, elevation and a decent bandage and all a week later is a little scar.

    Relatives were like oooh you should have gone to hospital and I was look oooh why? and they were like oooh cos you pay for it so you should use it and I was like oooh but i did not need it and they were like oooh confused.

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