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Originally posted by PaddyBuy a Woodburner Stove , From £200. I looks nice in the living room, gives out free heat and you can even pop a kettle on it.
What a good idea - does that really work for paper stuff Paddy?The pope is a tard.Comment
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The Girl you used to live nextdoor to.Originally posted by ArdescoAlice? Alice ?? Who the fuck is Alice ??"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Now all your carrots have your credit card pin numbers on them.Originally posted by RuprectNot that I'm paranoid or anything... but I put my shredded documents in the composter. Not only do I make sure sensitive documents don't leave my house, in 6 months hey presto! fertilizer for my flowers.
HTH.
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The paper collectors won't take shredded paper to the factory where it gets shredded?
Is this one of them demarkation disputes or are your local bin-men really a bunch of to55ers?
It's way too stupid to be a wind up...Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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In the days before the importation of foreign labour, and students could get menial jobs in the summer hols I worked in a paper recycling factory.
One of the many and varied jobs performed was to put all the collected newspapers through a shredder and add the shredded output to the bailer machine. After 5 minutes boredom set in and the day's task was to work out exactly how many sheets of newspaper fed in together would it take to jam the machine, also my research noted that the FT could caused jams quicker than the other newspapers.
And did you know: top of the collected paper hierarchy (like gold dust) were the old computer punch cards!
More meaningless drivel later....Last edited by Troll; 22 November 2006, 09:59.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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