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    #11
    You don't have a link for that do you. I tried google and all I could find was things that make it smaller before dumping it

    tim

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      #12
      Originally posted by tim123
      You don't have a link for that do you. I tried google and all I could find was things that make it smaller before dumping it

      tim
      I knew someone was going to ask that. Well, I saw it on an American site a while ago, and I forget where. You Google and I'll Google, and we'l see if the Google pick it up on the Internets.

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        #13
        I think it’s time to bring back public humiliation of councillors who fail in their duties. In this case to properly specify and implement a common-sense disposals and recycling policy. The Tories seem up for anything these days, why not propose it to them. Just think, Saturday mornings (it would probably be every Saturday) in your town square. Councillors in the stocks. The Great Unwashed there with all the stuff that the binmen said they couldn’t take the previous week. And the Councillors are pelted with the stuff – rotten veg, lethal inkjet cartridges, thornbush cuttings etc etc. Bet we’d soon have a proper service. Bring back the medieval times I say.
        "My God, it's huge!!"

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          #14
          Originally posted by expat
          I knew someone was going to ask that. Well, I saw it on an American site a while ago, and I forget where. You Google and I'll Google, and we'l see if the Google pick it up on the Internets.

          try logmaker briquette maker and variations thereof
          http://search.ebay.co.uk/log-maker-p...fire_W0QQfsiZ1

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            #15
            Originally posted by tim123
            You don't have a link for that do you. I tried google and all I could find was things that make it smaller before dumping it

            tim
            You can do this yourself, all you need to do is pulp the paper, soak it in water and then form it in to bricks (or any kind of shape really).

            Once its dried out you can then light it up and contribute to global warming!

            Mailman

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              #16
              But seriously, this ranks up there with people being done for putting the wrong kinds of paper in for collection.

              Actually...you are probably lucky you didnt fall victim to big tony's "tough on criminal" stance!

              Mailman

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                #17
                Is this a joke? Who cares if it makes a mess? It's a fecking bin wagon. It gets filled with rubbish on a regular basis. A bit of paper should be the least of their worries. Next they will stop accepting rubbish because it too prevents their shiny clean bin wagon from staying that way.
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #18
                  Take all your shreaded paper down to the council, tip it out and run.

                  Then wait approximately 2 weeks while they put it all back together to prosecute you for littering!

                  Mailman

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                    #19
                    stranger than fiction

                    Originally posted by Mailman
                    Take all your shreaded paper down to the council, tip it out and run.

                    Then wait approximately 2 weeks while they put it all back together to prosecute you for littering!

                    Mailman
                    You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant ....

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                      #20
                      OK

                      thanks guys.

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