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    #21
    Originally posted by expat
    You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant ....
    Except Alice
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Paddy
      Buy a Woodburner Stove , From £200. I looks nice in the living room, gives out free heat and you can even pop a kettle on it.

      What a good idea - does that really work for paper stuff Paddy?
      The pope is a tard.

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        #23
        Originally posted by DaveB
        Except Alice
        Alice? Alice ?? Who the fuck is Alice ??

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          #24
          Originally posted by Ardesco
          Alice? Alice ?? Who the fuck is Alice ??
          Caught one!

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            #25
            Originally posted by Ardesco
            Alice? Alice ?? Who the fuck is Alice ??
            The Girl you used to live nextdoor to.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #26
              Originally posted by DaveB
              The Girl you used to live nextdoor to.
              The important one was Sally

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                #27
                Originally posted by Ruprect
                Not that I'm paranoid or anything... but I put my shredded documents in the composter. Not only do I make sure sensitive documents don't leave my house, in 6 months hey presto! fertilizer for my flowers.

                HTH.
                Now all your carrots have your credit card pin numbers on them.

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                  #28
                  The paper collectors won't take shredded paper to the factory where it gets shredded?

                  Is this one of them demarkation disputes or are your local bin-men really a bunch of to55ers?

                  It's way too stupid to be a wind up...
                  Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                  threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                    #29
                    my previous council wouldn't take shredded paper either, Said it clogged the machines

                    tim

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                      #30
                      In the days before the importation of foreign labour, and students could get menial jobs in the summer hols I worked in a paper recycling factory.
                      One of the many and varied jobs performed was to put all the collected newspapers through a shredder and add the shredded output to the bailer machine. After 5 minutes boredom set in and the day's task was to work out exactly how many sheets of newspaper fed in together would it take to jam the machine, also my research noted that the FT could caused jams quicker than the other newspapers.
                      And did you know: top of the collected paper hierarchy (like gold dust) were the old computer punch cards!

                      More meaningless drivel later....
                      Last edited by Troll; 22 November 2006, 09:59.
                      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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