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“What the country needs more than ever is certainty."
My idiot sons could run this country better than you, Queen tells May
09-06-17
THE Queen has told Theresa May that her useless, do-nothing sons would be better at running Britain.
The Conservative leader, asking permission to form a strong and stable government propped up by religious maniacs, was forced instead to stammeringly explain what she has done to the country now.
The Queen said: “Bloody Andrew could do better, and the only thoughts in his head are helicopters, golf and tits.
“Jesus, I mean Charles chats to potatoes and married his horse but he’s not stupid enough to think he’d win a popularity contest. Neither am I. That’s why I don’t hold them.
“I wouldn’t trust you to beat Edward in a game of It’s A Royal ******* Knockout. That’s how useless you are. That’s actually past your level.”
The Queen added: “Go on and form your nonsense government. I’ll see you next week when it’s collapsed.”
Strong and stable replaced with weak and wobbly, now we have certainty soon to be replaced with clueless.
People on here actually being supportive of May after that humilation. Now they are about to be propped up by the DUP? Seriously after all the mud flung the SNP's way during this election about a potential coalition but this really, really nasty party gets a pass? Who are you people?!?!
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain
Strong and stable replaced with weak and wobbly, now we have certainty soon to be replaced with clueless.
People on here actually being supportive of May after that humilation. Now they are about to be propped up by the DUP? Seriously after all the mud flung the SNP's way during this election about a potential coalition but this really, really nasty party gets a pass? Who are you people?!?!
You are repeating yourself, and it is tedious enough to have to see your drivel once never mind twice.
Now away and greet into your porridge about the SNP's collapse and the end of the IndyRef2 nonsense.
HTH
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”
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