Exit Poll Tories 314 Seats

[SueEllen]

Rumours that Amber Rudd is now on her seventh recount

Ahh my twitter source was wrong.

[SueEllen]

"But we're the Tories! You, our subjects, owe us a living!"

Zac Goldsmith doesn't need to work.

[SueEllen]

Hastings and Rye there are about 300 votes in it.

Richmond Park they claimed they found a ballot box and there are a few 100 votes in it.

[NickFitz]

Whenever they show that helicopter shot of May's motorcade I think it's Road Wars and the police are about to put a TPAC in

[SueEllen]

Alex Salmond has lost his seat to the Tories.

[chopper]

Alec Salmond has lost his seat to the Tories.

[SueEllen]

Fecksake Rudd and Goldsmith there is no magic voter tree.

[NickFitz]

UKIP absolutely screwed in South Thanet

[NickFitz]

Fecksake Rudd and Goldsmith there is no magic voter tree.

*points at door* Exit means Exit

[SueEllen]

*points at door* Exit means Exit

Vince Cable came out and said "Brexit means Brexit" is meaningless and complete nonsense.