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Exit Poll Tories 314 Seats
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Shaunbhoy and Minestrone celebrate the Tory/DUP Coalition.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Let that be an example to all MPs - manners are important.Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostThe voter who got the victory rang in to LBC. He wasn't sure but the SNP candidate thanked him for turning up, so he voted for him."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Kensington may go to Labour!!!
Tories can't afford to live in Kensington and Russians don't vote. Leaving only the deprived people in Kensington to turn out and vote for Labour.
Leaving a Tory/DUP majority of 9.
And as low majorities don't last the full 5 year length of parliament......
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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The only right course of acyion now is to confiscate ill gotten gains of criminal activity - real estate in Kensington and Chelsea and sell it on auction to British citizens - I'll take the park for a fiver!
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Only two deaths and a threesome away from a no confidence vote.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostKensington may go to Labour!!!
Tories can't afford to live in Kensington and Russians don't vote. Leaving only the deprived people in Kensington to turn out and vote for Labour.
Leaving a Tory/DUP majority of 9.
And as low majorities don't last the full 5 year length of parliament......
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Know ye of such fabled creatures?Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
Leaving only the deprived people in Kensington to turn out and vote for Labour.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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But not down to John Cleese!Originally posted by SueEllen View PostKensington may go to Labour!!!
Tories can't afford to live in Kensington and Russians don't vote. Leaving only the deprived people in Kensington to turn out and vote for Labour.
Leaving a Tory/DUP majority of 9.
And as low majorities don't last the full 5 year length of parliament......
Election count is too close to call - and angry voters are blaming John Cleese - Mirror Online“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostBut not down to John Cleese!
Election count is too close to call - and angry voters are blaming John Cleese - Mirror OnlineComment
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