Jeez - cost of kids parties!

[NotAllThere]

It's a bargain compared to the divorce.

That's why I've told him to stay with her.

Fancy dress and muslinm kids. It hardly bears thinking about!

FTFY

[OwlHoot]

"Bet there's not as much room as this place ..

2017-06-05 Astonishing Grade II-listed 18th century mansion tucked away behind streets of suburban semis goes on the market for just £350,000

(The article mentions the buyer would be obliged to do some renovation, but doesn't say how much this would be likely to cost.)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLLQquBdU8M

Hehe! Yes, sounds very likely.

[d000hg]

What are you getting for £16 and is through a 3rd party or your wife's costings? Has she got her eye on a nice pair of shoes and is spending £2.50 per kid?

[northernladyuk]

What are you getting for £16 and is through a 3rd party or your wife's costings? Has she got her eye on a nice pair of shoes and is spending £2.50 per kid?

According to the legend of mumsnet Mrs MF was spending the party money on drugs.

[northernladyuk]

According to the legend of mumsnet Mrs MF was spending the party money on drugs.

For obvious reasons.