I'm a complecte idiot.

[northernladuk]

Considering the thread title, was that a faux pax or intentional?

Advise or Advice
Offense or Offence

Not quite the same thing. There is no difference in meaning between offence and offense. They're exactly the same in all their definitions.

[Bee]

Starting a thread to abuse a CUK member is a bannable offense.

LOL

You don't give up.

[Bee]

Yup.

You certainly appear to be.

HTH.

An idiot always recognises another idiot.

[MrMarkyMark]

An idiot always recognises another idiot.

In that statement you may indeed be correct.

However, you, yourself, do seem to be completely obsessed with idiocy, so unsure exactly where that leaves you

[Bee]

I knew he was married. Dump him.

Is he!!! Damn it.

I don't now if I should tell you... well, I feel like an idiot.

[northernladuk]

Is he!!! Damn it.

I don't now if I should tell you... well, I feel like an idiot.

You look like one so might as well complete the circle.

[WTFH]

In that statement you may indeed be correct.

However, you, yourself, do seem to be completely obsessed with idiocy, so unsure exactly where that leaves you

Schizophrenic?

[Bee]

Schizophrenic?

I think you should be banned.

[MaryPoppins]

What in the name of crap is going on here?

[northernladuk]

What in the name of crap is going on here?

Bee.