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He's finally dead
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But then he would have got off lightly.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostDeath penalty would have saved us all a fortune.
He tried to starve himself to death when he realised he definitely wasn't getting out, so they force fed him and stuck him in a secure mental hospital."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Pity the family of Keith, who will never get to find out where he was interred.I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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As SueEllen says, the death penalty would have been too easy. It's rare for me to say this but every tax £1 I have spent on keeping him alive in prison was worth it.England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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odd to celebrate someone's death but this is a good thing.
A great pity about the lost victim. Lets hope someone figures out where he is.Comment
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Update - His body will not be released until it's confirmed his ashes will not be scattered on Saddleworth Moor."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Who is claiming the ashes?Originally posted by SueEllen View PostUpdate - His body will not be released until it's confirmed his ashes will not be scattered on Saddleworth Moor.Comment
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I heard it on radio news. As a news flash.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWho is claiming the ashes?
I will dig out more info."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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